A doctor went to the same bar every day after work. He always had the same thing, an almond daiquiri.
One day they were out of almonds so the bartender threw in a hickory nut, thinking the doctor wouldn’t know the difference.
But he did, after tasting it, the doctor said, “There’s no almond in this.”
“No,” said the bartender, “you’re right, that was a hickory daiquiri Doc.”
Dean Martin says he feels sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
A M.D. announced he was giving up his practice and going into the field of the nose only.
Someone asked, “Which nostril?”
